When
I was in 5th grade I had a boyfriend. His name was Tim and we were the
perfect couple. That’s what all our friends told us. But in fact it was
the weirdest and most ricolous thing that ever happened to be called a
relationship. We were 10 years old and didn’t even look at each other
when we accidentally happened to be near each other. In that age, boys
are stupid and disgusting and I wouldn't even talk to them. Not even
Tim, who thought girls where stupid and disgusting and he wouldn’t even
talk o them. Not eve me.
So our great perfect
relationship was based on texting on the weekends. “h my good, Inki
texted a boy. And he even texted back, she MUST be his girlfriend.
There’s no way she’s not.”
That meant we were
officially together, while we kept ignoring each other. Sometimes we
actually communicated. He would tell his friend, who would tell my
friend, who would tell me “He, Inki! Tim said :Hi!” Wow, my own
boyfriend said hi to me. Over 3 people. I was truly excited every time
that happened, but it doesn't matter to the major awkward moment of my
young life.
It was a nice summer day and I
went to school by bike like everyday. Tim and I got out from school at
the same time. His friends took the train and buses, while my friend
still had school, so we both were alone. That was bad. So I stared at
the ground and walked by ,hoping he wouldn’t say anything horribly
awkward like “Hi!”. He unlocked his bike and headed home. The Problem
was, that we are almost neighbours, so our route was exactly the same.
The other thing is, that he rides his bike as slow as possible. He still
does that today, 6 years later and it drives me crazy every single time
we go anywhere together. Anyways, back than it was even a bigger
Problem, because after a couple minutes I saw his back 20m in front of
me. I hoped he wouldn’t notice me and tried to keep the distance, what
really wasn’t that easy. Did you ever ride so slow, that you almost fall
off your bike? It’s not fun at all. But somehow he figured out, that I
was there. Maybe it was my old bike’s fault, that made sounds, that
would awake a deaf grandpa. when Tim was at the traffic lights he turned
around, hit the traffic light and fell from his bike. Than he just sat
there and starred at me. I came near pretty fast and had to decide what
to do. It was impossible to stop and ask if he was ok, because he was a
boy. Maybe I could just drive by and smile or something. A nice gesture.
But before I had decided what to do I already drove by him laughing
spitefully. After I passed him I was shocked about myself and pictured
him sitting behind me, trying to figure out, why I was so mean to him. I felt really bad, but could't stop laughing.
The next day I figured out that he had broken his wrist and he had told all his friends what a horrible Person I was.
Now,
that we are friends he still blames me for being the worst person in
the world, although I apologized a million times after.
that is pretty awkward haha. made me giggle a little bit.
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